greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART

(Source: longful)


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churchsext:

bitch about how much “technology is ruining society” all you want. im gonna go communicate with hundreds of people at once while u fuck the stonehenge 


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streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 
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tigersdrinktea:

“Blow minds, not dudes” 

Actually you can do both! What a concept! That women can be intelligent as well as sexually active! And we don’t live in the goddamn 18th century and women don’t have to be pure little virgin housewives if they don’t want to! Oh my gosh!


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weepingheart:

i’m a sucker for
brown eyes

big
beautiful
brown
eyes


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allhailthehutch:

Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.


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weepingheart:

if you ever tell someone to kill their self you’re a shitty fucking person


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isaacdeitz:

People complain about gas prices all the time. It’s almost a cliché at this point. But the more I think about it, complaining is incredibly juvenile. It’s what little kids do when they don’t understand the full picture. I’ve learned that everything that you’ve ever taken a picture of is something that you should be grateful for, like taking a  picture of your friends, family, food, etc. But to another level, whatever you complain about really should be the opposite. To complain about gas prices implies that you own a car and there are paved roads you can drive on to get has. To complain about airline security means you’re traveling, to  complain about slow internet means you have a computer and internet. These luxuries we have have turned into complaints instead of gratitude for the life we have.
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no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code
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